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Dear Graduates

The following article, Dear Graduates, was first published on iPatriot. You’ll watch generations blossom before you and see your own legacy before you pass into the great beyond. If you don’t screw it...

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Go Ahead, Cut Men Off from Sex

The following article, Go Ahead, Cut Men Off from Sex, was first published on iPatriot. And just think by not putting out you might save some guy from ruining his life forever. Continue reading Go...

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Why you should own a crappy car

The following article, Why you should own a crappy car, was first published on iPatriot. Oh and of course what you won’t have is a mess of electrical wiring and computers that constantly need the...

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Why people really Hate Game of Thrones Final Season

The following article, Why people really Hate Game of Thrones Final Season, was first published on iPatriot. This isn't bad writing, it is writing being replaced with fancy locations and special...

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Vixen: The New Super Heroine

The following article, Vixen: The New Super Heroine, was first published on iPatriot. And in the end, social engineering just isn’t all that entertaining. Continue reading Vixen: The New Super Heroine...

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Game of Thrones the Final Solution (Spoilers Ahead!)

The following article, Game of Thrones the Final Solution (Spoilers Ahead!), was first published on iPatriot. Game of Thrones was one of the most epic TV series ever, right up there with Lonesome Dove...

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The DNC’s Death Rattle

The following article, The DNC’s Death Rattle, was first published on iPatriot. Maybe it is time for the Democrat version of the Tea Party. Or maybe whoever is still sane and not forever tarnished...

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Chuck and Nancy can Pound Sand

The following article, Chuck and Nancy can Pound Sand, was first published on iPatriot. What it could happen. And monkeys could start flying out of my butt too. Continue reading Chuck and Nancy can...

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It’s Time for Mentoring

The following article, It’s Time for Mentoring, was first published on iPatriot. Yes, we might someday fix the school system (ahem) and we might someday get parenting back on track but this issue...

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Today’s Sloppy Women

The following article, Today’s Sloppy Women, was first published on iPatriot. If you want prince charming, you’d better clean up your act and start looking a bit more like a princess instead of a...

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You Should Buy This

The following article, You Should Buy This, was first published on iPatriot. And for anyone who makes these things if you send me a free one I'll write you a review. Continue reading You Should Buy...

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White People Can’t Build Decent Cars

The following article, White People Can’t Build Decent Cars, was first published on iPatriot. You don’t see a lot of Jewish professional football players for a reason. Clearly, White people suck at...

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If Trump Loses the coup d’etat – We All Lose

The following article, If Trump Loses the coup d’etat – We All Lose, was first published on iPatriot. You are just a commodity and an annoying one that keeps mucking up their plans. If Trump loses this...

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Mueller may Not be who you Think He is

The following article, Mueller may Not be who you Think He is, was first published on iPatriot. Grab your popcorn folks this is going to get real entertaining real soon. Continue reading Mueller may...

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Why Women should Marry Young

The following article, Why Women should Marry Young, was first published on iPatriot. That is why a girl should marry young. So that throughout her life at least one person will think that she is the...

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I should have Joined the Military

The following article, I should have Joined the Military, was first published on iPatriot. It was good times but to be honest, in retrospect I should have joined the military, learned a little...

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A Female President isn’t Threatening

The following article, A Female President isn’t Threatening, was first published on iPatriot. I’m sorry ladies I love you all (and have loved many of you) but the idea of one of you leading the...

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The Truth About Pit Bulls

The following article, The Truth About Pit Bulls, was first published on iPatriot. This is still America and you can own any dam dog you want, as long as you’re willing to be responsible for that dog....

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Thank You, YouTube

The following article, Thank You, YouTube, was first published on iPatriot. Don’t try to stop YouTube ……. thank them. Thank you Susan. Continue reading Thank You, YouTube ...

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Is Your Hybrid Car Killing You?

The following article, Is Your Hybrid Car Killing You?, was first published on iPatriot. Please share this with as many people as you can. I’m gonna miss that little car but I’ll be dammed if I let it...

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The Truth About Black Pigeon Speaks

The following article, The Truth About Black Pigeon Speaks, was first published on iPatriot. It might seem like a risky move but BPS being banned from YouTube was inevitable anyway and likely he saw...

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The Library of the World

The following article, The Library of the World, was first published on iPatriot. The sad answer is that you can’t. It thinks it owns you. You can’t trust any of it. Continue reading The Library of the...

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The A.S.P.C.A. wants your used dog!

The following article, The A.S.P.C.A. wants your used dog!, was first published on iPatriot. He doesn’t think much of me right now (but he loves my wife) so he is going to make me earn his love and...

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YouTube Goes Full Police-State

The following article, YouTube Goes Full Police-State, was first published on iPatriot. We started out with fake news and we ended up with a fake video uploading platform. Continue reading YouTube Goes...

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